slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

“If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend…” Finish in my ask. 

“forget all your opinions, baby, because I will always win”

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH. 

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon making you food then letting you eat it all.

haha kinda impossible, mike loves food