all this pain is an illusion

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bigadaaaaa <3

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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josh and joey walking with them in the background playing

nice

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess

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